castiel-angel-of-the-lord:

thearcticmuser:

if i became famous i would read the fanfiction people wrote about me and talk about them in interviews to freak the fandom out

(Source: officialtomkirk)

nappinglazarus:

angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

This is why Spongebob is still amazing

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the video games i can’t afford

I leave for new york in 12 hours!
AAHH IM SO EXCITED